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How to Commit Mass Murder and Get Away With It (Part 2)

Posted by D3forU on April 3, 2014

How to Commit Mass Murder and Get Away With It

By David Rothscum

If you missed out on Part 1, click HERE

Step 4:

 

Skin cancer is now going up. Deaths are increasing; people are beginning to get worried, and are looking for a scapegoat. Our plan is succeeding. You may be a little disappointed. Perhaps you say “I’ve been selling light bulbs for 10 years, spend millions to get the traditional light bulbs banned, and still my body count doesn’t reach in the 6 digits!”

 

Well, don’t worry, because now your body count will definitely go up. The reason is that we’re now going to blame something healthy for the deaths that we caused. Imagine if asbestos companies came out when it was discovered it causes mesothelioma and said “mesothelioma is caused by eating fruit!”. They would manage to kill far more people by just telling them a lie than by selling them something deadly.

 

Well, this is what we are going to do too! Your body makes a hormone in response to exposure to sunlight, and the hormone is called vitamin D. It has many beneficial effects, but one of the main effects is that it prevents cancer. You can also get vitamin D in pill form. In studies where women were given vitamin D, they had a 77% reduced risk of getting cancer.

 

In other words, if you can make people deficient in vitamin D, you can make them get cancer. And how do we make them deficient? Easy, we have to keep them out of the sun! Remember that skin cancer epidemic we created? That’s going to come in very handy for the next step in our plan!

What we are going to do now is tell people that the reason that they are now all getting skin cancer is not from our Fluorescent light bulbs, but because they sit around in the sun all day!

 

“But David, won’t this prevent skin cancer, if we keep people out of the sun? Won’t this mean we actually save lives?” Well, let’s look at the facts. Each year more than 2,500 people die from skin cancer in the UK. Sound like a lot right?

 

Well, it’s not when we look at the total amount of cancer deaths. In 2008, there were more than 156,000 cancer deaths in the UK. But now, let us take a closer look at the skin cancer deaths. Most of the skin cancer deaths, almost 2,000 each year, are from malignant melanoma.

 

These skin cancer deaths are probably not caused by the sun. How do I know this? Swedish scientists did a study comparing people who work in the office, indoors, but not in an office, and people who work outdoors. This is what they found. They found 1,364 cases of malignant melanoma in office workers, compared to an expected 1,043. In indoor, non-office workers, they found 2,426 cases versus an expected number of 2,583.

 

But here’s the best part: In outdoor workers they found only 916 cases versus an expected number of 1,065! The people exposed to sunlight the most had a lower risk than the people not exposed to sunlight. Another study found that melanoma is more common on covered parts of the body than on those exposed to the sun.

 

So let’s scrap the melanoma deaths. That leaves us with 500 skin cancer deaths per year in the UK, compared to a total number of cancer deaths of 156.000. That’s about a sixth of the number of people that die in the UK every year from road accidents.


But it gets even better. About 193,000 people die every year in the UK from cardiovascular disease. And vitamin D deficiency also raises the risk of cardiovascular disease. It also reduces your risk of Diabetes. I think you get the point. If we can convince people to stay out of the sun, we can cause mass slaughter!

 

Here’s what we do. We set up a campaign to “prevent” skin cancer, by telling people to stay out of the sun. It’s very easy. We just have to start it. We start raising the alarm about an increase in skin cancer. Society will do much of the work for us. They’ll rally behind our goal, because they’re scared. Doctors will tell their patients with a tan to stop going to the beach everyday. Moms will keep their children inside, to watch TV and eat fast food instead of going outside where the sun will kill them. They’re so stupid; I promise you they’ll swallow our story! Before you know, you’ll have campaigns like these everywhere!

 

But of course not everyone can be convinced to stay out of the sun. There’s a solution for that. We tell them that if they have to go outside, they should apply sunscreen. The type of radiation that creates vitamin D is within the UV-B wavelength. However, humans will still want to get their tan.

 

Thus, we can’t block all radiation. But by now we’ve scammed them so much, let’s scam them a little more! Let’s sell them sunblock that blocks UV-B, but does not block UV-A! We will tell them that UV-B causes skin cancer, when in fact it’s mostly UV-A that’s responsible!

Click HERE for Part 3

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